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It’s Memorial Day Weekend, People!

Sit where you are, and take a huge sniff of the air. Smell that? It’s the smell of summer.  It’s creeping up on you like a fox in the forest, and it’s not going away anytime soon.  Before you frantically leap to the gym, clear out your winter coats from your closet, and nearly turn yourself into toast at the tanning salon, remember that there is one thing you’re forgetting.

Memorial Day.

That’s right, folks. This is not just the “extra” day to your weekend. This is basically the first day of summer (forget June 21st).  We’re assuming you’re celebrating with a barbecue, picnic, or something outdoorsy.  That’s why we’ve shoveled through the depths of the marketplace to find you some awesome, outdoorsy gear for this special summer kick-off day:

This Grill Sergeant Apron ($22.95), is fully equipped with (soda) can holders, condiment holders, spatula and even cleaning supply holders (the dude is not included).

Mmmm mm. We can only imagine how tasty this  Flask of Bootlegger’s Blend BBQ Sauce ($7.95) will be smeared all over that chicken, tofu & vegetables. We just made you hungry, didn’t we. 

No, this is definitely not a kiddie pool filled with ice.  It’s something cooler (literally). It’s an Inflatable Americana Style Buffet ($17.95) to keep your drinks ice ice (baby) cold!

Made of all flannel, this Outdoor Mat ($19.60) is perfect to sleep on, eat on, and roll yourself into a burrito with. Oh! And it’s moisture-proof on the bottom. SCOOORE!

With all that smoke we’ll be putting in the air, we might need to reverse  that eco-damage a little.  These Reusable Wraps ($4) for those baguettes, sandwitches, and other fruits/veggies are exactly what’s needed.

No one likes sticky orange hands! That’s why we have this Lalu Fruit Dish ($48) which drains all that unnecessary water and juices out. 

Aaaaaand last but not least this Polycotton Stick Flag ($0.99). Because it’s Memorial day after all, and you gotta respect and commemorate those who gave up their lives during the Civil War for ya.  Mount this somewhere outside your home. AMURRCA!