When your valentines are recycled AND recession-proof, you are SO 2009.

For all the Netflixters out there — click the links for fold-by-fold instructions, which someone customized for Netflix movie sleeves based on traditional origami instructions. (We appreciate your work, “someone.”) A valentine for everyone!

The heart: Naturally.

The tray: Use it to hold trace amounts of popcorn while you watch a romantic comedy. Or maybe to serve a mini breakfast in bed?

The swan: This bird has loads of symbolism associated with it. Grace. Calm. Love. Fidelity. The ethereal. Lover of poetry and harmony. Eroticism. (All that is to say, you can’t really go wrong here.)

The shirt: Last-minute shopping? This one’s much cheaper than the real thing and JUST as stylish.

And finally…

The bullet plane: For those of you flying solo this V-Day. Stock up and consider it ammunition.